Originally posted by Shr'eshhhhhh
Please please please! don't get me started on Basil...


Here's another one, this one dates back to the cold war. What you need to know is that 'the Spido' is a very nice andfamous touringboat that tours the Rotterdam Harbour(still the biggest in the world). The Euromast is a tower in Rotterdam that looks out over the harbour. :
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A dutchman, a russian and an american are on board the Spido. The dutchman is getting really annoyed because the american and the russian - who are sitting in front of him - keep bragging about the achievements of their countries and slagging off everything they see.
The american says "you know the White House? We built that in two weeks!" The russian answers "Well do you know the Kremlin? We put that up in two nights so as not to disturb normal traffic"
The boat passes the Euromast and the american says to the russian 'what the hell is that?" The russian is stumped too so they turn to the dutchman behind them : "Can you tell us what that is?"
"I wouldn't know says the dutchman, wasn't here this morning"...
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