"Why Rednecks make lousy Paramedics"
A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911
He gasps to the operator,
"I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence.......and then a shot is heard.
Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what???"
A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911
He gasps to the operator,
"I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence.......and then a shot is heard.
Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what???"
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