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    A friend sent me this in E-Mail.

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    In a silly mood, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "A few years," my husband replies.

    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

    Stupid, stupid man.

  • #2
    "En wat als tijd de helft van echtheid was, was alles dan dubbelsnel verbaal?"


    • #3
      LOL nice
      Sleeping in Light-----Darnit! Shut the Window.