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Yes, unfortunately sex appeal is one way of boosting the ratings of an otherwise dull arraignment of unimaginative, unoriginal, poorly written fantasy/sci fi of shows; aimed squarely at its target audience of sci-fi geeks with no girlfriends.
Fact: In order to contain civil unrest and rebellion amid Germany's occupation of Poland during WWII, Hitler distributed propaganda - ''porn'' - leaflets throughout the general population. Psychological warfare indeed.
Callisto
Words: ® 1997 by Tom Smith
Music: "Calypso" by John Denver
To surf on the net, or to surf TV channels,
Over and over, there's been one request:
It's Xena we want, the Warrior Princess,
At least Gabrielle, and we want them undressed.
Now, I have to admit, they're not unattractive,
But if we're talking fantasies, I want the best.
Aye, Callisto, I think that I love you,
You psycho bitch leather queen killer bombshell.
Hai, Callisto, I sing to your spirit,
I'm doing it now, 'cause you're going to Hell.
I've noticed a trend in the Xena fan-fiction:
Our heroes are lesbians, friendly and more...
Meanwhile, on the show, they're all into bondage,
Shackles, and leather, and sex on the floor.
If these two trends combine, we'll get... Mistress Callisto...
Enslaving our heroes...
... the ratings will soar!
Aye, Callisto, put Xena in irons,
I hope you take Gabrielle over your knee,
But, why, Callisto, does Xena obsess you?
You do it to her, but I wish it was me.
Aye, Callisto, I think that I love you,
You psycho bitch leather queen killer bombshell.
Hai, Callisto, I sing to your spirit,
An hour with you would be worth any Hell.
Ai-yi-yi!
I-I-olous -- wait, that's the other show...
Ai-yi-yi!
Whoh-ooh-ohh...
Its True Capt. Montoya, I could have had a different Subject title, but I wanted something that would catch people's attention, so that my question would get answered. and they really helped me out! THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED!!
At first sight I was also upset to see a post about saving a sci-fi show I don't care about in the B5 forum... but reading it calmly I realized the whole quote from that campaign was to provide the context for a legitimate B5 question...
I think Laiden made a big mistake on the title of his post.. maybe a title like "Why did Sheridan replace Sinclair" would have created less confusion... but is likely that would have led to someone pointing out that the answer had been already given in an obscure reply to a forgotten thread.
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