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  • Either this is going to be really funny, or parasites have invaded Elton John's brain

    Elton John's production company is set to produce a "Jane Austen vs. the Predator" period piece.


  • #2
    Oh, I first thought it was really going to be the Predator predator...

    but it still sounds awesome!!!

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    • #3
      What a...novel idea.
      Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.

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      • #4
        I hope this isn't a joke.
        "And what kind of head of Security would I be if I let people like me know things that I'm not supposed to know? I mean, I know what I know because I have to know it. And if I don't have to know it, I don't tell me, and I don't let anyone else tell me either. " And I can give you reasonable assurances that the head of Security will not report you for doing so."
        "Because you won't tell yourself about it?"

        "I try never to get involved in my own life, too much trouble."

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        • #5
          Why can't it be both- Really funny and parasites have invaded Elton John's brain?
          Got movies? www.filmbuffonline.com

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          • #6
            That is just so funny.
            Duracell Bunny is arrested and charged with BATTERY!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by frulad View Post
              Why can't it be both- Really funny and parasites have invaded Elton John's brain?
              I'm all for that.

              While I am a fan of some historical fiction (Golden age of sail mostly -- Kent's Bolitho series, along with Forrester's Hornblower) this idea just struck me as... weird.

              Now if it had more of a Steampunk (or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) feel, that would be another thing.

              FP

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              • #8
                Originally posted by FuryPilot View Post
                I'm all for that.

                While I am a fan of some historical fiction (Golden age of sail mostly -- Kent's Bolitho series, along with Forrester's Hornblower) this idea just struck me as... weird.

                Now if it had more of a Steampunk (or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) feel, that would be another thing.

                FP
                While I love Hornblower, Patrick O'Brian's work blows at all away. I have never read Kent.
                Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr Maturin View Post
                  While I love Hornblower, Patrick O'Brian's work blows at all away. I have never read Kent.
                  I could tell by your avatar.

                  Kent's Bolitho series was my first introduction to the genre. They are a good read, but not as sophisticated as O'Brian.

                  FP

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                  • #10
                    There is a lot of garbage out there, too.

                    What's amazing about O'Brian is that the entire texts of the books are written in language contemporary to the time. Not just the characters' words, the entire book. And probably nobody else in the world could smartly write toilet humor.
                    Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.

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                    • #11
                      Either this is going to be really funny, or parasites have invaded Elton John's brain
                      Oh, can't it be both?
                      "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid." -- Quantum Crook, Casey and Andy Webcomic

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by frulad View Post
                        Why can't it be both- Really funny and parasites have invaded Elton John's brain?

                        Time Loop!!!
                        Got movies? www.filmbuffonline.com

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                        • #13
                          This is what I get for scrolling too fast.
                          "It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid." -- Quantum Crook, Casey and Andy Webcomic

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                          • #14
                            On the subject of historical fiction, I just got into it recently with Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe novels. I'd like to move onto either Hornblower or Aubrey/Maturin (the Master & Commander film was exceptional, so that piqued my interest), but there's so much more great Cornwell that I'm still reading different stuff of his!

                            Any of you read any Cornwell? Hmm. Maybe a historical fiction thread would be better idea than derailing this one further.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by raw_bean View Post
                              On the subject of historical fiction, I just got into it recently with Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe novels. I'd like to move onto either Hornblower or Aubrey/Maturin (the Master & Commander film was exceptional, so that piqued my interest), but there's so much more great Cornwell that I'm still reading different stuff of his!
                              You will not be disappointed with O'Brian. He does it all: drama, comedy, action, adventure. It's amazing.

                              Any of you read any Cornwell?
                              I will read Agincourt once it comes out in paperback. I have a lot of interest in ancient English battles. The Sharpe series looks good, too.

                              Hmm. Maybe a historical fiction thread would be better idea than derailing this one further.
                              What's this "derailing" you say? Do you mean throwing it off course?
                              Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.

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