Roswell

[SmileOfTheShadow]

Wow...tough critics here. lol

I almost didn't open the thread because I thought it was going to be about that lame WB show...

[Karachi Vyce]

like i said it was on an amusing joke site. i found it funny

And here's where you're wrong.

[Radhil]

Eh, I'm with LiM here. Jokes need a bit of truth to be funny. Otherwise it's just a whiny zing.

Where's JibJab when you need 'em.

[Joe Nazzaro]

The big give-away that the story wasn't true is that sheep are much smaller than all of the aforementioned people. After all, when was the last time you head about a sheep shooting his close friend in the face?

[Lunan]

like i said it was on an amusing joke site. i found it funny

[Dr Maturin]

That would probably be a slightly-amusing joke if that information were true. Unfortunately, none were born in 1948, much less in the month of March.

[Lunan]

Just found this posted to a humor site, thought i would share since i got a giggle out of it

Roswell

As Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

This information may clear up a lot of questions.