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  • Roswell

    Just found this posted to a humor site, thought i would share since i got a giggle out of it


    As Many will recall that, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

    This is a well-known incident many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force and the federal government.

    However, what you may NOT know, is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

    See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?

    This information may clear up a lot of questions.

  • #2
    That would probably be a slightly-amusing joke if that information were true. Unfortunately, none were born in 1948, much less in the month of March.
    Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.


    • #3
      like i said it was on an amusing joke site. i found it funny


      • #4
        The big give-away that the story wasn't true is that sheep are much smaller than all of the aforementioned people. After all, when was the last time you head about a sheep shooting his close friend in the face?


        • #5
          Eh, I'm with LiM here. Jokes need a bit of truth to be funny. Otherwise it's just a whiny zing.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lunan View Post
            like i said it was on an amusing joke site. i found it funny
            And here's where you're wrong.
            "I don't find myself in the same luxury as you. You grew up in freedom, and you can spit on freedom, because you don't know what it is not to have freedom." ---Ayaan Hirsi Ali


            • #7
              Wow...tough critics here. lol

              I almost didn't open the thread because I thought it was going to be about that lame WB show...

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