Artificial Intelligence in automatic flushers

[frulad]

In order to avoid the Kevin Smith discussion derailing this thread, I've started a new thread here.

[manwithnoname]

Big Kevin Smith fan checking in. (And by big I don't mean I'm fat... :P)

Will be headin' to Vulgarthon next month, too...

Too cool. Big KSmith fan, films and comics. I'm not fat either.

Vulgarthon? No idea what that word means. Place? Where? What's it about?

[frulad]

Big Kevin Smith fan checking in. (And by big I don't mean I'm fat... :P)

Luckily, livin' in NorthEastern PA, making "The Prilgrimage" to Red Bank to check out the locations Smith has used in his films is only a two to two-and-a-half hour drive, which I've done a few times. Was actually hanging outside of the comics shop the day they filmed the one scene for J&SBSB and got to meet the Man, Mewes and Lee when they broke for lunch. Will be headin' to Vulgarthon next month, too...

[manwithnoname]

Hah! Oddly enough, it's happened with my Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back t-shirts.

Thanks for not taking the joke offensively, Frulad. Just trying to be funny.

Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back fan, are you? You The Man! I love that the movie. Favorite line from the movie: "Do you know why they call me CockKnocker?" (BOOM <sound>!) In the nuts. LOL. Hilarious.

[frulad]

Hah! Oddly enough, it's happened with my Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back t-shirts.

[manwithnoname]

...shirt is sufficently dark enough the sensor won't trigger...

Oh, cool. Trent Renzor posts here! Awesome.

[frulad]

I've found that if your shirt is sufficently dark enough the sensor won't trigger...

[Dr Maturin]

What I hate about the auto-flushers is that sometimes they don't work. So you drain your lizard, the sensor doesn't work, you try the manual button and it doesn't work, then somebody enters and you leave a urinal full of piss and they think you're an uncouth simian for not flushing the toilet.

[manwithnoname]

Okay, that pun hurt, really. I think I see some of my brain oozing out from my cardboard spacehelmet.

L...O...L!

[manwithnoname]

...you can always place something over the censor --- such as toilet paper --- to block it.
-=Mike

LATE BREAKING NEWS:

Placed piece of toilet paper over sensor before sitting down. It worked.

Life has now been made...infinitely crisis-free (funny dig at DC's major event, issue #6: great read) and tranquil.

[Karachi Vyce]

Hmmm? Maybe it's the generic brand of foil that's...foiling my attempts.

*car crash*

[Stunning_in_Purple]

Okay, that pun hurt, really. I think I see some of my brain oozing out from my cardboard spacehelmet.

[manwithnoname]

BS. It's psionic, man. Bring your tin foil hat to the toilet.

I've tried that already. People at work keep staring and laughing. Besides, the foil just magnifies UFO messages, which by the way, I've been successful in keeping to a minimum.

Hmmm? Maybe it's the generic brand of foil that's...foiling my attempts.

[manwithnoname]

I will say that the odds of you getting a disease from a toilet seat is virtually non-existant (cold porcelain is a horrible medium for bacteria or germs to survive).-=Mike

That is true, but like I said:

1. Individuals -- too many of them -- leave their feces on the toilet seat (towards the back of). I can not bring myself to sit on someone else's fecal matter.

2. Fact: Work = perspire, with some natural oil secretions along with it. So, walking into a stall, here's what I see: An exact imprint of butt cheek and thighs pasted to the toilet by a person's oily, sweaty secretions and littered by hundreds of their butt and thigh hairs, sometimes with a dab of fecal matter. I think a major contributing factor of this is due to people's obesity or of being too overweight; their overflowing butt and thighs make it hard for accurate placement of body parts, thus their...misfire of substances, left over for my viewing pleasure.

I will try blocking the sensor "eye" with a piece of toilet. Great suggestions, though.

[Dr Maturin]

BS. It's psionic, man. Bring your tin foil hat to the toilet.