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  • ADULT THEME - Vincent Gallo's Odd Offer - ADULT THEME

    Hollywood Odd-ball Vincent Gallo has made a VERY strange, even for him, offer on his web site (I checked, it has since been removed, but it is being reported ALL over the web and newspapers).

    http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3467037

    All I've got to say is that I will be offering my services in a similar manner as the $1,500,000 service he offers for a mere $900.
    "Ivanova is God!"

  • #2
    Wow, that's mighty generous of you! How much without the 'in person' option? And what 'size' can male offspring expect? C'mon, truth in advertising now!



    Jan
    "As empathy spreads, civilization spreads. As empathy contracts, civilization contracts...as we're seeing now.

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    • #3
      How nice. But thank you, no. I already have an inexhaustible supply of the stuff...
      "En wat als tijd de helft van echtheid was, was alles dan dubbelsnel verbaal?"

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      • #4
        Hey me too...maybe i should sell mine on EBAY,hey...after all im still a ranger,we are rare
        Sleeping in Light-----Darnit! Shut the Window.

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        • #5
          If you make that 'raar' I'll agree... :lol:

          http://www.babelfish.altavista.com/tr & 'raar'.
          "En wat als tijd de helft van echtheid was, was alles dan dubbelsnel verbaal?"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jan
            Wow, that's mighty generous of you! How much without the 'in person' option? And what 'size' can male offspring expect? C'mon, truth in advertising now!



            Jan
            The Mil and a Half option was the "in person". I do not have the resources to provide a full in vitro transfer.

            So, I have offered a huge discount for the "in person" option, as it has a lower guarantee of success.

            However, for the one price, I am willing to make monthly return visits to ensure satisfaction.
            "Ivanova is God!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SpooRancher
              The Mil and a Half option was the "in person". I do not have the resources to provide a full in vitro transfer.

              So, I have offered a huge discount for the "in person" option, as it has a lower guarantee of success.

              However, for the one price, I am willing to make monthly return visits to ensure satisfaction.
              Will you, too, consider waiving the fee if the other party is attractive enough? Just curious, you understand.
              "That was the law, as set down by Valen. Three castes: worker, religious, warrior."

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              • #8
                Aside : and I take it you all know where the band 10cc got their name from?
                "En wat als tijd de helft van echtheid was, was alles dan dubbelsnel verbaal?"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Towelmaster
                  Aside : and I take it you all know where the band 10cc got their name from?
                  Allegedly from the same "source" as Lovin' Spoonful got theirs!
                  "Ivanova is God!"

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