Silly Season-Elect the Interstellar Alliance President!

[Jan]

Okay, since the months-long Silly Season (aka presidential election) has now begun in the US, let's play a game to elect a new Interstellar Alliance President.

NOTE: Absolutely NO real-world politics/parties/labels will be allowed!!! This is just for FUN! Violating posts will be edited or deleted.

The format is this:

Presidential Candidate:
Vice-Presidential Candidate:
Qualifications:
Platform:

Assumption - anybody who appeared on the show's credits is eligible.

I'll start on the next post.

Jan

[Jan]

I'd like to submit the following for the JMSnews ballot for Interstellar Alliance President:

Presidential Candidate: Delenn of the Family Mir of Minbar

Vice-Presidential Candidate: Londo Mollari of Centauri Prime

Qualifications: Delenn has proven herself a leader and even decided her planet's social order when she broke, then re-formed the Grey Council. She can form alliances and is a compassionate leader. Londo Mollari has lots of experience with political maneuvering and if his visions for greatness for his own people can be harnessed to visions of greatness for all of the worlds of the Alliance he'll be a great statesman.

Platform: Cooperation and Progress for all. All worlds will be expected and required to share technology for the betterment of all races. Resources may be reasonably exchanged and traded for these benefits.

Next?

Jan

[phazedout]

Presidential Candidate: G'kar of Narn
Vice presidential candidate: LEineer of the 5th fane of chidomo of Minbar

Qualifications: G'kar has inspired others thrugh consistent non violence and has become the icon of anew narn religion, he wrote the freakin' declaration of principles. Leineer has served as adjutant to a setai of the grey council and brings a calming influence to g'kar's occasional slight anger management issue.

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[DaveNarn]

Presidential Candidate: Jeffrey Sinclair

Vice-Presidential Candidate: Elizabeth Lochley

Qualifications: Sinclair has proven rare leadership skills, from rallying a squadron in combat during the Battle Of The Line, to exhibiting Solomon type wisdom as he solved a potentially violent labor strike.
Lochley compliments his soft ambassadorial tone with her efficient no-nonsense execution of affairs of state while still being flexible, even occasionally taking the path less traveled.

Platform: One from many.
Each member of the Alliance is free to pursue it's own course and will be called upon for the defence of the whole or assistance of one in times of disaster

[sarthaz]

First, Delenn claimed she was a dude with a butt-ugly bony face.



Then, she was a pretty Minbari.



And now she's a hot half-breed with human hair.

What will this impostor do next? Do you even know whom you're voting for?





I'm Mr. Morden, and I approve this message.

[Jan]

I'm Mr. Morden, and I approve this message.

LOL! Oh, my...didn't take long for the negative ads to start!

Jan
(who didn't figure on those until one or more Zathri were nominated)

[Looney]

And if Morden runs we already know the slogan.....


What do YOU Want INTERSTELLAR ALLIANCE?!

[Babel-17]

Lol, Mr. Morden know his trade.