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    The Completely Un-intellectual Thread (PG)

    Ok, I thought I'd start this one to try and encourage some of the Lurkers to register and join in.

    Quite often I find this board way too serious, and sometimes a bit intellectual for my taste. This is not to say I'm dumb or too young (I'm 30) but sometimes, I just like to have a bit of fun instead of serious debate.

    A lot of this board is quite informative (when I can understand it) but, if you're like me and want something a bit lighter hearted, this is the one for you.

    Also, if anyone wants to have deep, meaningful, 200 word posts, there is no problem but please start your own thread.
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    So, if you want to discuss what underwear a Pak'mara wears, or how a Vorlon might go to the toilet, now's your chance.

    Incidently, does anyone have any thoughts to why female Centauri are bald ? Also are they bald downstairs as well ?

    Drazi have their genitals under their arm pit. Where do other aliens keep theirs ? Where precisely is the Narn 'pouch' ?

    Do Centauri men have to wear rubber socks on their private bits to stop them dragging on the ground and getting verucas at public swimming baths ?

    How many Technomages does it take to set my video ?

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    Also I thought it's about time we got some captions going, so here's my feeble effort :

    " Argh, and they said it taste like chicken! " PIC

    " Pull my finger " PIC

    " The man-in-between " PIC

    Delenn : "I cant beleive it was only this big."
    Sheridan : "Come on, it's at least as big as this !"     PIC

    Conjoined Telepathic Twins PIC
    Last edited by Bonehead; 09-25-2004, 03:59 AM.
    *Den-Sha*
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  • #2
    Vorlons don't go to the toilet, since they're quite light and airy, they just fart...
    Such... is the respect paid to science that the most absurd opinions may become current, provided they are expressed in language, the sound of which recalls some well-known scientific phrase
    James Clerk Maxwell (1831-79)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Capt.Montoya
      Vorlons don't go to the toilet, since they're quite light and airy, they just fart...
      Is that why the humans have to wear those masks in the alien sector ?
      *Den-Sha*

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Capt.Montoya
        Vorlons don't go to the toilet, since they're quite light and airy, they just fart...
        Ah, that would explain the whole "methane" business. It isn't the atmosphere they breathe, it is the one they produce.

        Regards,

        Joe
        Joseph DeMartino
        Sigh Corps
        Pat Tallman Division

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        • #5
          Incidently, does anyone have any thoughts to why female Centauri are bald ? Also are they bald downstairs as well ?

          - Well this one is not funny,its true (the first half of it hehe).
          We have the same thing around here in certain countries,take a look in some Muslim countries where they make the female wear this long robe (hell if i know how its called) to completely cover them.

          The same way with the hair,the higher hair with the male Centauri the higher their status,bald women are there to serve as wifes nothing more (we never see a Centauri woman as a minister or any official rank),don't forget that they still using their females (well some of them) as slaves.
          Sleeping in Light-----Darnit! Shut the Window.

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          • #6
            Ok anyone who talks business or is serious in this thread has to buy a round of drinks in Shooters.

            More captions HERE

            Good ol' DAFFY

            Prime Minister Blair joins the Telepath movement (who was it talking about 'bangs' earlier )

            Not entirely sure how serious THIS article is meant to be (its clearly nonsense as LoTR was written in the thirties)

            Couldn't resist this one (I know its not B5)
            Attached Files
            Last edited by Bonehead; 09-24-2004, 02:23 PM.
            *Den-Sha*

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            • #7
              <<Incidently, does anyone have any thoughts to why female Centauri are bald ? Also are they bald downstairs as well ?>>

              ::Runs for a towel::
              Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.

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              • #8
                *deep breath*

                I am the very model of the modern major general
                I've information animal vegetable and mineral
                I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical
                From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
                I'm also.... ummm....

                Damnit! It doesn't stick! I had the whole first verse before....
                Radhil Trebors
                Persona Under Construction

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                • #9
                  Prime Minister Blair joins the Telepath movement ROFL!!
                  Sleeping in Light-----Darnit! Shut the Window.

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                  • #10
                    Vorlon might go to the toilet

                    Kosh had to use it just like all the others , he just says out loud
                    " So it Begins "
                    Is it what they use to power the weapons and / or their ships??



                    mdm1789
                    Last edited by mdm1789; 09-24-2004, 09:51 PM.
                    I am a Renegade Ewok on the loose

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                    • #11
                      More silly stuff....

                      Toys anyone ?

                      Thunderbirds R go

                      Toons

                      Pic galleries
                      *Den-Sha*

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                      • #12
                        Excellent links, thanks!

                        (if it were permitted to post something 'real', I'd mention that some Tye Bourdony cartoons are part of one of my Prize Packages. But it's not permitted so I won't mention that....)

                        Jan
                        "As empathy spreads, civilization spreads. As empathy contracts, civilization contracts...as we're seeing now.

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                        • #13
                          Let's talk about Centauri sex life

                          Something nice about Centauri:

                          The Centauri have six duplicated sex organs. The male organs are prehensile tentacles that can grow as long as one and a half meters. The female organs are slits on the lower back, three on each side of the spine. Sexual intercourse can take place utilizing just a single tentacle and slit, but increasing the number or penetrations up to six increases the sexual pleasure.
                          Here is the source, nice place to complete your view on B5 world
                          Seek salvation, for the war is here... Deny nothing

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                          • #14
                            Re: Let's talk about Centauri sex life

                            Originally posted by Spirit
                            Something nice about Centauri:



                            Here is the source, nice place to complete your view on B5 world
                            That's in the Factbook. Something interesting is that the tentacles are retractable, and the books makes it known that the Centauri consider it an evolutionary flaw that humans' weak spots are on the outside, unprotected.
                            Recently, there was a reckoning. It occurred on November 4, 2014 across the United States. Voters, recognizing the failures of the current leadership and fearing their unchecked abuses of power, elected another party as the new majority. This is a first step toward preventing more damage and undoing some of the damage already done. Hopefully, this is as much as will be required.

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                            • #15
                              Incidently, does anyone have any thoughts to why female Centauri are bald ?
                              This one actually has an answer that we learn in the series: the female Centauri feel that the males with all of their hair issues are too concerned with vanity, and have chosen to rise above that.

                              Amy

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