What-what-what????

[G'Lon]

how many Strieb does it take to screw in a light bulb



None the abduct others, and then have them fight to the death over the lightbulb, only to space them all if they are ever caught.

[vacantlook]

None. The Brakiri, being naturally night-dwelling, prefer it dark.

[G'Lon]

How many brakiri does it take to change a lightbulb?

[G'Lon]

Originally posted by Z'ha'dumDweller
How many Lumati does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, and the person that wants the lightbulb, first the translator has to speak to you to make sure that you are a worthy species for the lightbulb. Then the head Lumati has to have sex with the person that wants the lightbulb before the agreement can be completed.

[Shr'eshhhhhh]

The Brightest Light casts the longest shadow.

How many Shadows does it take to change a light bulb?

(breaths in)

Well, first a shadow agent turns up, sizes up the nearest people. Choses the one with most frustrated ambition, manipulates him into taking credit, and ultimatly the blame, for what ever happens next. Then a fleet of shadow vessels turn up and blast the old light bulb and any evidence that it ever existed to kingdom come. Next, a shadow vessel turns up at a desolate area of the galaxy and cuts a new bulb out from whence it was buried a thousand years ago. Finally another shadow agent biologically interferes with the guy first chosen and gets him to put the new bulb in, which annoys everyone else because they were getting rather cosy in the dark, and they all gang up and blow the new bulb and the poor manipulated buffoon.

In short, with all this accumulated knowledge you'd think they'd have invented the step ladder.

[NotKosh]

Originally posted by Z'ha'dumDweller
How many Vorlons...does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Kosh]It is too late for the lightbulbls to be changed[/Kosh]

[AmyG]

How many Starfury pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?









At least two, because the first one, after making a reference to someone he loves back home or a sports bet with one of the command staff, dies horribly on his way to change it and someone else with a contract role has to change it in his stead. :-)

[WorkerCaste]

How many ambassadors from the non-aligned worlds does it take to change a lightbulb?

8. One with a speaking role to change the bulb and make the proclamaition. 7 with non-speaking roles to make agitated crowd noises.

[bakana]

the imaginary "Neocon" label.

It's not imaginary. It's what they called themselves back when they were first getting started.

NeoCon as in "New Conservatives".

[Dr Maturin]

How many Lumati does it take to change a lightbulb?

[chaostaenzer]

How many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?

The Changing has already started. It's too late for the lightbulbs to vote.

How many Shadow minions does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least two. And one other lifeform who is going to be integrated by these two into the lightbulbs core, to be its heart; to be it's brain; to be the lightbulb...


No more political lighbulb jokes, i promise...i just couldn't resist.

[Dr Maturin]

Originally posted by Jan
Okay, we can have one answering (equal time <g>) conservative light bulb joke but then maybe the rest can go to Off Topic?

Thanks,
Jan

I think we already had one with the imaginary "Neocon" label.

[Jan]

Okay, we can have one answering (equal time <g>) conservative light bulb joke but then maybe the rest can go to Off Topic?

Thanks,
Jan

[Dr Maturin]

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least 1,000. They will create a Department of Lightbulb Changing.

[bakana]

How many Drazi does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Drazi not allowed to change lightbulbs until end of political cycle.
Old way, Drazi have to use special Purple & Green Lightbulbs during political cycle.

Was too much broken glass old way, so rules changed to forbid lightbulb changing.