The Truth Revealed: Vorlons Are Cats

[Compound Fracture]

I can't believe I'm only now beginning to post here. After all these years. And I'm someone that honestly, truly believes that B5 was the best show - the highest form of the art - ever put on TV.

This thread seals the deal.

[Jonas]

[Jonas]

But one thing does puzzle me. Where does Confuse-A-Cat lie in the B5 universe?

Secret plot by Kosh to mess with Kosh2's mind?

[David Panzer]

But one thing does puzzle me. Where does Confuse-A-Cat lie in the B5 universe?

[Jonas]

So that old lady beating a cat against the wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a Shadow.

Definitely. One of the Shadows that accompanied Morden was also an old lady, and kept nagging him about biscuits.

"What do you want? Maybe some nice biscuits, dearie?"

[David Panzer]

So that old lady beating a cat against the wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a Shadow.

[Jonas]

Weasels are cute!

[KoshN]

He was a bad cat in a previous life and got demoted.

A demotion from cat would be to snake, lawyer, weasel or Shadow Thrall.

[KoshN]

Dog fanciers would argue that KoshN's German Shepherd was a good cat in a previous life and got promoted.

EXACTLY. BTW, My dog , Max, definitely has a Vorlon sense of humor.

[Jonas]

Dog fanciers would argue that KoshN's German Shepherd was a good cat in a previous life and got promoted.

Pah, Shadow propaganda. Don't listen to this. I bet Justin had a dog, too. That's probably what was behind that door Sheridan didn't open.

[Dan Dassow]

All of the above describes my German Shepherd DOG.

He was a bad cat in a previous life and got demoted.

Dog fanciers would argue that KoshN's German Shepherd was a good cat in a previous life and got promoted.

[Jonas]

All of the above describes my German Shepherd DOG.

He was a bad cat in a previous life and got demoted.

[KoshN]

Tie length of string to torch, turn on torch, stick torch up a catÆs arse and swing both around your head on a dark night. A poor mans creature of light û complete with terrifying sound effects - than can apparently fly, especially when the torch finally slips out.

(IÆm more a dog person ; )

I take it that's the Aussie definition of "torch" (i.e. a flashlight).

[KoshN]

Think about it:

• They're mysterious.
• They're cryptic.
• They annoy people on purpose.
• Their wrath can be terrifying.
• They can be childish and possessive.
• They like hiding in things.
• They make incomprehensible sounds.
• They hate spiders!

The Vorlons are clearly a species of highly evolved cats. The whole octopus thing is just for show. If you get really close to an encounter suit, you'll hear the purring.

All of the above describes my German Shepherd DOG.

[JoeD80]

Joe has said that cats are Keepers:

they sit on your shoulder, they're invisible unless they want to be seen, they glare at you out of one baleful eye, and gradually they take over your life.