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  • The Truth Revealed: Vorlons Are Cats

    Think about it:
    • They're mysterious.
    • They're cryptic.
    • They annoy people on purpose.
    • Their wrath can be terrifying.
    • They can be childish and possessive.
    • They like hiding in things.
    • They make incomprehensible sounds.
    • They hate spiders!


    The Vorlons are clearly a species of highly evolved cats. The whole octopus thing is just for show. If you get really close to an encounter suit, you'll hear the purring.
    Jonas Kyratzes | Lands of Dream

  • #2
    Plus, a bunch of them will nibble you to death! It's true!
    "And what kind of head of Security would I be if I let people like me know things that I'm not supposed to know? I mean, I know what I know because I have to know it. And if I don't have to know it, I don't tell me, and I don't let anyone else tell me either. " And I can give you reasonable assurances that the head of Security will not report you for doing so."
    "Because you won't tell yourself about it?"

    "I try never to get involved in my own life, too much trouble."

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    • #3
      I'm seeing a rejected script which had Kosh turning into a giant cat to rescue Sheridan in The Fall of Night, using the reasoning that they always land on their feet
      I'm a pessimist: that way you're never disappointed but frequently, pleasantly surprised

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      • #4
        So are they something like..

        ....The Kilrathi from the Wing Commander games ? (alien force but looked like cats..) that would be intriguing!....

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        • #5
          Except...Vorlons always appeared as secondary beings of light and cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt.

          Jan
          "As empathy spreads, civilization spreads. As empathy contracts, civilization contracts...as we're seeing now.

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          • #6
            Tie length of string to torch, turn on torch, stick torch up a catÆs arse and swing both around your head on a dark night. A poor mans creature of light û complete with terrifying sound effects - than can apparently fly, especially when the torch finally slips out.

            (IÆm more a dog person ; )

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            • #7
              Joe has said that cats are Keepers:

              Originally posted by jms
              they sit on your shoulder, they're invisible unless they want to be seen, they glare at you out of one baleful eye, and gradually they take over your life.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jonas View Post
                Think about it:
                • They're mysterious.
                • They're cryptic.
                • They annoy people on purpose.
                • Their wrath can be terrifying.
                • They can be childish and possessive.
                • They like hiding in things.
                • They make incomprehensible sounds.
                • They hate spiders!


                The Vorlons are clearly a species of highly evolved cats. The whole octopus thing is just for show. If you get really close to an encounter suit, you'll hear the purring.
                All of the above describes my German Shepherd DOG.
                Mac Breck (KoshN)
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                Warner Brothers is Lucy.
                JMS and we fans are collectively Charlie Brown.
                Babylon 5 is the football.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Triple F View Post
                  Tie length of string to torch, turn on torch, stick torch up a catÆs arse and swing both around your head on a dark night. A poor mans creature of light û complete with terrifying sound effects - than can apparently fly, especially when the torch finally slips out.

                  (IÆm more a dog person ; )
                  I take it that's the Aussie definition of "torch" (i.e. a flashlight).
                  Mac Breck (KoshN)
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                  Warner Brothers is Lucy.
                  JMS and we fans are collectively Charlie Brown.
                  Babylon 5 is the football.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by KoshN View Post
                    All of the above describes my German Shepherd DOG.
                    He was a bad cat in a previous life and got demoted.
                    Jonas Kyratzes | Lands of Dream

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KoshN View Post
                      All of the above describes my German Shepherd DOG.
                      Originally posted by Jonas View Post
                      He was a bad cat in a previous life and got demoted.
                      Dog fanciers would argue that KoshN's German Shepherd was a good cat in a previous life and got promoted.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dan Dassow View Post
                        Dog fanciers would argue that KoshN's German Shepherd was a good cat in a previous life and got promoted.
                        Pah, Shadow propaganda. Don't listen to this. I bet Justin had a dog, too. That's probably what was behind that door Sheridan didn't open.
                        Jonas Kyratzes | Lands of Dream

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dan Dassow View Post
                          Dog fanciers would argue that KoshN's German Shepherd was a good cat in a previous life and got promoted.
                          EXACTLY. BTW, My dog , Max, definitely has a Vorlon sense of humor.
                          Mac Breck (KoshN)
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                          Warner Brothers is Lucy.
                          JMS and we fans are collectively Charlie Brown.
                          Babylon 5 is the football.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Jonas View Post
                            He was a bad cat in a previous life and got demoted.
                            A demotion from cat would be to snake, lawyer, weasel or Shadow Thrall.
                            Mac Breck (KoshN)
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                            Warner Brothers is Lucy.
                            JMS and we fans are collectively Charlie Brown.
                            Babylon 5 is the football.

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                            • #15
                              Weasels are cute!
                              Jonas Kyratzes | Lands of Dream

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