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  • New TLT News ! *April Fools!*

    JMS has confirmed that Lost Tales has been greenlighted for three new installments. He stated that WB finally has come to their senses, and realized the cash cow they're sitting on.

    JMS says that the three disc comittment he has secured will finally allow me to cover the telepath war in traditional, and unexpected ways. The fates of Lennier, and Lyta will be explained.

    WB have also agreed to have Penn and Teller reprise their roles of Rebo and Zooty. They felt the sock puppets we're a little too much, so Penn and Teller will provide the humor, but there's more behind their magic and jokes then they thought.

    Should sales continue at their present levels, the studio said a Motion Picture might be possible. The release date for this movie would of course be April 1st.


    We believe that no race can be truly intelligent without laughter. - Delenn
    Last edited by glindros; 04-01-2008, 06:26 PM.
    What a wonderful world you live in. -
    Yeah, well, the rent is cheap, the pay is decent and I get to make my own hours.

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    Personally, I think P&T should be cast as Techno-Mages, don't you?

    (You're an evil man, GLindros)

    Jan
    "As empathy spreads, civilization spreads. As empathy contracts, civilization contracts...as we're seeing now.

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    • #3
      some people should be shot at dawn atfter hanging, poisioning and castration. shooting to be followed by being drawn and quatered

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jan View Post
        Personally, I think P&T should be cast as Techno-Mages, don't you?

        (You're an evil man, GLindros)

        Jan
        Exactly Jan, that's the secret behind their humor, and tricks. I'm glad it's obvious to someone else.
        What a wonderful world you live in. -
        Yeah, well, the rent is cheap, the pay is decent and I get to make my own hours.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by glindros View Post
          JMS has confirmed that Lost Tales has been greenlighted for three new installments. He stated that WB finally has come to their senses, and realized the cash cow they're sitting on.

          JMS says that the three disc comittment he has secured will finally allow me to cover the telepath war in traditional, and unexpected ways. The fates of Lennier, and Lyta will be explained.

          WB have also agreed to have Penn and Teller reprise their roles of Rebo and Zooty. They felt the sock puppets we're a little too much, so Penn and Teller will provide the humor, but there's more behind their magic and jokes then they thought.

          Should sales continue at their present levels, the studio said a Motion Picture might be possible. The release date for this movie would of course be April 1st.


          We believe that no race can be truly intelligent without laughter. - Delenn
          The half a second of elation I felt after looking at the title of this new thread before I remembered the date means I will hate you from now until the end of my days!

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          • #6
            glindros, you're so mean!

            I join the hate-fanclub! My stomach did a somersault when I read the topic headline and then my hope just crumbled away ...
            It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have something worth living for?
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            • #7
              Oh that was really mean.*Dream mode on* But who knows maybe we will see some new TLT stories in the next coming years. *Dream mode off*

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              • #8
                I'd like to apoligize to anyone offended. It was not my intention to cause strife. Just a little joke, on a funny day.

                I hope I can be the one to break the real news when it comes out. As the song goes:
                it went off TV., But we have still got Crusade...
                What a wonderful world you live in. -
                Yeah, well, the rent is cheap, the pay is decent and I get to make my own hours.

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                • #9
                  Oh my, next post on a conservative christian site that all the signs for the apocalypse are there and we all gonna die 9-)
                  (we all gonna die someday anyway, but not right now 's what I meant, y'know... bah, killing my own joke)

                  PeAcE
                  greetings from austria, best known for its history and fine wine... feels like a wine cellar on a graveyard 8-)

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                  • #10
                    It would have been funny if it hadn't seemed so believable.. Bringing back Penn and Teller? Well, it's true JMS has certainly made some odd creative decisions in the past, and it's news to me that they're still around, but I can just about handle that as long as we get to see Lyta, Lennier and the TELEPATH WAR!! (awesome!) Three instalments is more than we could have hoped for. And a movie... could this possibly get any better? Oh, wait, the release date is April 1st? And the time difference means April fools day is today for them, not yesterday? DAMN!!!

                    There's a thin line between humour and pure evil...

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                    • #11
                      Kudos! That was the best April Fool's joke I ran across this year.

                      Now, where's the Narn Bat Squad when you need it?

                      "That was the law, as set down by Valen. Three castes: worker, religious, warrior."

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                      • #12
                        Damn it glindros - just damn it!!! *lol* ^^

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                        • #13
                          @ glindros ... well, I had to laugh after all

                          Other than that I am helping WorkerCaste looking for that Narn Squad
                          It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have something worth living for?
                          Rule TwentyNine (Blog about B5, politics, environment and much more)

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                          • #14
                            Sorry, not a patch on the BBC's flying penguins.

                            And, I have to confess that in spite of it obviously being an April Fools joke, I was slightly thrown by the board telling me it had been posted at 12:39am today - i.e. 2nd April.

                            I guess that is one of the problems with an international discussion board, time zones and all that malarkey.

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                            The Pessimist: The glass is half empty
                            The Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Garibaldi's Hair View Post
                              Sorry, not a patch on the BBC's flying penguins.
                              You mean that wasn't real either????? DAMN YOU BBC!!!

                              [EDIT] The penguins are real. The footage is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxmpihCjqw [/EDIT]

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