Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[LateArrival]

"I said we surrender. I did not say that we gave up our sovereign rights to form a new government. Dukhat said that in every battle one side or the other must surrender eventually. It's the natural order of things, There's no dishonor in that, no shame. We recognize the superior forces of the warrior caste. We have, after all, spent several centuries arming you, helping you learn the art of combat. What threat are we against that?"

"You still have three opportunities to avoid the fire that waits for you at the end of your journey. You have already wasted two others. You must save the eye that does not see. You must not kill the one who is already dead. And at the last, you must surrender yourself to your greatest fear, knowing that it will destroy you. Now if you have failed all the others, that is your final chance for redemption."

[Jan]

"You still have three opportunities to avoid the fire that waits for you at the end of your journey. You have already wasted two others. You must save the eye that does not see. You must not kill the one who is already dead. And at the last, you must surrender yourself to your greatest fear, knowing that it will destroy you. Now if you have failed all the others, that is your final chance for redemption."

"Didn't you hear me a moment ago, Captain? I told you where this comes from. Now if you've got a problem, I suggest you try to see this as an opportunity, not a burden."

[Kraig]

"Didn't you hear me a moment ago, Captain? I told you where this comes from. Now if you've got a problem, I suggest you try to see this as an opportunity, not a burden."

"Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have... very sad death. But... at least there is Symmetry."

[AstroBoy]

"Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. Probably have... very sad death. But... at least there is Symmetry."

"Cats. I'm being nibbled to death by cats."

[alpha128]

"Cats. I'm being nibbled to death by cats."

"We do not have cats on Minbar, we have gogs."

[Jan]

"We do not have cats on Minbar, we have gogs."

"You have a very peculiar sense of humor."

[AstroBoy]

"You have a very peculiar sense of humor."

"You see, Minbari humor is based not on physical danger or embarrassment or rejection, like human humor, but rather on the failure to obtain, uh .. emotional or spiritual enlightenment."

[Jan]

"You see, Minbari humor is based not on physical danger or embarrassment or rejection, like human humor, but rather on the failure to obtain, uh .. emotional or spiritual enlightenment."

"... and there wasn't a way out, except there was, but it was spiritual, and you had to die a perfect death--that's where the Zarg came in--and it was gonna kill me or I was gonna kill it, and ...."

[alpha128]

"... and there wasn't a way out, except there was, but it was spiritual, and you had to die a perfect death--that's where the Zarg came in--and it was gonna kill me or I was gonna kill it, and ...."

"Well, it was a good life, but a short one."

[Jan]

"Well, it was a good life, but a short one."

"Let my life have meaning. Help me do what we both know must be done."

[AstroBoy]

"Let my life have meaning. Help me do what we both know must be done."

"Ah, you seek meaning?"

[Jan]

"Ah, you seek meaning?"

"Doesn't mean anything, but it scares people every time.

[LateArrival]

"Doesn't mean anything, but it scares people every time.

"As for fear, if you enter my mind for any reason I will twist your head off and use it for a chamber pot."

[AstroBoy]

"As for fear, if you enter my mind for any reason I will twist your head off and use it for a chamber pot."

"These are chaotic times, Captain. I'm simply an instrument of my time. People need to understand fear. Do you understand fear? Do you?"

[Jan]

"These are chaotic times, Captain. I'm simply an instrument of my time. People need to understand fear. Do you understand fear? Do you?"

"My orders are quite specific. You are to know pain...you are to know fear...and then you are to die at the required hour."