Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[AstroBoy]

"Okay, we made a mistake, here, go ahead, open my wrists."

"Oh, I'm afraid you have to spend the rest of your life paying for your mistakes. Not this one of course, it's trivial, I have withdrawn the spell, but there will be others."

[Jan]

"Oh, I'm afraid you have to spend the rest of your life paying for your mistakes. Not this one of course, it's trivial, I have withdrawn the spell, but there will be others."

"If I fall, another will take my place. And another. And another."

[Kraig]

"If I fall, another will take my place. And another. And another."

Well, it's a small enough price to pay for immortality.

[Jan]

Well, it's a small enough price to pay for immortality.

"And another great price must now be paid, in the form of reparations which will come close to ruining our economy. They wish ... to teach us a lesson."

[Kraig]

"And another great price must now be paid, in the form of reparations which will come close to ruining our economy. They wish ... to teach us a lesson."

"Now, if I may ask, does this torment end when you leave, or am I going to have to spend the rest of my life paying for one little mistake?"

[Jan]

"Now, if I may ask, does this torment end when you leave, or am I going to have to spend the rest of my life paying for one little mistake?"

"Is that the latest code word for torture and murder?"

[AstroBoy]

"Is that the latest code word for torture and murder?"

"Did you know we assigned one of our best pain technicians -- pain technicians, they used to be called torturers, ever since they got organized it's 'pain technicians' -- Why are you here? One of our very best torturers, I felt certain he would break him. Two hours he worked, not a sound. I said: 'Give me a cry, give me a shout, a whimper, a scream.' Silence! So, I got to it myself. You can't leave these things to others, they never get it right! And well, you can see for yourself. If I didn't know better, I would say he was a mute. Silence! I'm beginning to understand what you're going through with this G'Kar. How you put up with this at all, I have no idea."

[Jan]

"Did you know we assigned one of our best pain technicians -- pain technicians, they used to be called torturers, ever since they got organized it's 'pain technicians' -- Why are you here? One of our very best torturers, I felt certain he would break him. Two hours he worked, not a sound. I said: 'Give me a cry, give me a shout, a whimper, a scream.' Silence! So, I got to it myself. You can't leave these things to others, they never get it right! And well, you can see for yourself. If I didn't know better, I would say he was a mute. Silence! I'm beginning to understand what you're going through with this G'Kar. How you put up with this at all, I have no idea."

"I wish to thank you once again for your patience and understanding."

[alpha128]

"I wish to thank you once again for your patience and understanding."

"It seems that this is the only home we have left. How could I abandon, as you say, my partner?"

[AstroBoy]

"It seems that this is the only home we have left. How could I abandon, as you say, my partner?"

"Of course it is, for the simple reason that no one else would've ever built a place like this. Humans share one unique quality. They build communities. If the Narns or the Centauri or any other race built a station like this, it would be used only by their own people, but everywhere humans go, they create communities out of diverse and sometimes hostile populations. It is a great gift and a terrible responsibility, one that cannot be abandoned."

[alpha128]

"Of course it is, for the simple reason that no one else would've ever built a place like this. Humans share one unique quality. They build communities. If the Narns or the Centauri or any other race built a station like this, it would be used only by their own people, but everywhere humans go, they create communities out of diverse and sometimes hostile populations. It is a great gift and a terrible responsibility, one that cannot be abandoned."

"If it's about me wearing those little-- I appreciate the gift and I didn't say I wouldn't wear them, I just said that .. for me, from a Minbari perspective, I thought that it looked silly."

[Jan]

"If it's about me wearing those little-- I appreciate the gift and I didn't say I wouldn't wear them, I just said that .. for me, from a Minbari perspective, I thought that it looked silly."

"Nonsense, no one turns down my gifts. And I know you'll like this one ... you've wanted it a long, long time."

[alpha128]

"Nonsense, no one turns down my gifts. And I know you'll like this one ... you've wanted it a long, long time."

"My dear G'Kar. How can I ever thank you? You have saved my career, and the honor of the entire Centauri Republic."

[glindros]

"My dear G'Kar. How can I ever thank you? You have saved my career, and the honor of the entire Centauri Republic."

"Just don't give away homeworld"

[alpha128]

"Just don't give away homeworld"

"Breen. You've managed to import breen from homeworld. How?"

(A quote I use every time I take Swedish meatballs out of the freezer at the grocery store, or out of the freezer at home.)