Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[babylonlurker]

"You better check the temperature in Hell first."

"This is Hell, captain - and *you* are its chief damned soul"

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"This is Hell, captain - and *you* are its chief damned soul"

"... this, this is like being nibbled to death by .. what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet .. go 'quack' ..?"

[DaveNarn]

"... this, this is like being nibbled to death by .. what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet .. go 'quack' ..?"

"Cough. Take a deep breath, and .. exhale. Quack like a duck. Sorry, little med-school humor."

[Sinclair's Fan]

"Cough. Take a deep breath, and .. exhale. Quack like a duck. Sorry, little med-school humor."

"Humour...is such a subjective thing, don't you think, Mollari?"--Cartagia to Londo.

(PS. DaveNarn, come and join the fun on the Free Babylon 5 thread! We need your videotastic skills! )

[AstroBoy]

"Humour...is such a subjective thing, don't you think, Mollari?"--Cartagia to Londo.

(PS. DaveNarn, come and join the fun on the Free Babylon 5 thread! We need your videotastic skills! )

"...Minbari humor is based not on physical danger or embarrassment or rejection, like human humor, but rather on the failure to obtain, uh .. emotional or spiritual enlightenment."

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"...Minbari humor is based not on physical danger or embarrassment or rejection, like human humor, but rather on the failure to obtain, uh .. emotional or spiritual enlightenment."

"I heard a joke today. I probably should not repeat it, but who are you going to tell, hmm? How many Centauri does it take to, um, screw in a light bulb?

[babylonlurker]

"I heard a joke today. I probably should not repeat it, but who are you going to tell, hmm? How many Centauri does it take to, um, screw in a light bulb?

"Are you trying to cheer me up ?"

[AstroBoy]

"Are you trying to cheer me up ?"

"Can not say. Saying, I would know. Do not know, so can not say."

[DaveNarn]

"Can not say. Saying, I would know. Do not know, so can not say."

"Keep an eye on him, G'Kar. He may be our only chance to solve this thing. But I'd rather not do it at the cost of his life."

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"Keep an eye on him, G'Kar. He may be our only chance to solve this thing. But I'd rather not do it at the cost of his life."

"People seem to be implying that I shouldn't get too comfortable."

[babylonlurker]

"People seem to be implying that I shouldn't get too comfortable."

". . . No one knows this future . . .
we only know that it is always born - in pain . . ."

[AstroBoy]

". . . No one knows this future . . .
we only know that it is always born - in pain . . ."

"Then we heard it. .. A sound that just reaches right into your brain and rips it apart. .. The sound of something terrible being born."

[DaveNarn]

"Then we heard it. .. A sound that just reaches right into your brain and rips it apart. .. The sound of something terrible being born."

"Who knew the could make such a .. stench .. Great Maker, I don't even want to thing about it. I couldn't stay there a moment longer. And the smell's not the worst of it, it was the burning in my eyes. I think my buttons are melting."

[Jan]

"Who knew the could make such a .. stench .. Great Maker, I don't even want to thing about it. I couldn't stay there a moment longer. And the smell's not the worst of it, it was the burning in my eyes. I think my buttons are melting."

"Smells like the inside of a Martian pleasure dome on Sunday morning."

[DaveNarn]

"Smells like the inside of a Martian pleasure dome on Sunday morning."

"The shadow vessels use living creatures as their central core. Whoever steps inside merges with it, becomes one with the ship. After that it's fully functional. They must be sending one in right now."