Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[Ubik]

"Among Minbari, one individual leads, but we move as one. We are at our best when we move together, and we are at our worst when we move together. When our leader was killed by your people, we went mad together. We stayed mad for a very long time, a madness that almost consumed your world, until finally, before it was too late, we woke up together. But you, you are alone, you have no one to awaken you from your madness. For this, and nothing else, I feel pity for you."

"But this - this is like being nibbled to death by... what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet... go 'quack'..."

[AstroBoy]

"But this - this is like being nibbled to death by... what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet... go 'quack'..."

"Gogs. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

[babylonlurker]

"Gogs. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

"I'm not saying what I'm saying - I'm not even saying what I'm thinking - hell, I'm not even *thinking* what I'm thinking"

[Jan]

"I'm not saying what I'm saying - I'm not even saying what I'm thinking - hell, I'm not even *thinking* what I'm thinking"

"I'm thinking...pastels...."

[DaveNarn]

"I'm thinking...pastels...."

Good, I hate being cheered up. It's depressing.

[Jan]

Good, I hate being cheered up. It's depressing.

"As bright ideas go, this one's right up there with having my gums extracted."

[DaveNarn]

"As bright ideas go, this one's right up there with having my gums extracted."

You see? It's like I've always said: 'You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word.

[glindros]

You see? It's like I've always said: 'You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word.

"Who taught you to negotiate like that?"

[DaveNarn]

"Who taught you to negotiate like that?"

"I work for Ambassador Mollari. After a while nothing bothers you."

[Ubik]

"I work for Ambassador Mollari. After a while nothing bothers you."

"Then maybe that's what this whole place is about. Maybe that's what you have to do to get by in a place like this."

[AstroBoy]

"Then maybe that's what this whole place is about. Maybe that's what you have to do to get by in a place like this."

"Three times before this place almost killed me. I swore I'd never give it another chance to finish the job. Humans got no business being here. No business at all."

[Ubik]

"Three times before this place almost killed me. I swore I'd never give it another chance to finish the job. Humans got no business being here. No business at all."

"It is said that the future is always born in pain".

[DaveNarn]

"It is said that the future is always born in pain".

"Maybe somebody should've labeled the future: some assembly required."

[babylonlurker]

"Maybe somebody should've labeled the future: some assembly required."

"What do you want, you moon faced assassin of joy ?!?"

[Ubik]

"What do you want, you moon faced assassin of joy ?!?"

"Would you like some spoo? It's fresh."