Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[AstroBoy]

I have always tried to do the right thing, you know, when circumstances allowed.

"Oh nonsense. It's not as if anyone expects you to, oh, vanish overnight under mysterious circumstances to a strange Minbari post. Why, that would be unprecedented in the station's history."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Oh, come on, doctor, we have a history here. Tell the truth. You don't want me here a second more than I want to be here."

[Spoo Junky]

"Oh, come on, doctor, we have a history here. Tell the truth. You don't want me here a second more than I want to be here."

"Well, someday I want to be stationed in somewhere with big four-poster bed, canopy, and maybe a window with a view of a garden."

[AstroBoy]

"Well, someday I want to be stationed in somewhere with big four-poster bed, canopy, and maybe a window with a view of a garden."

"No traffic, no complaints, no noise. Traders, troublemakers, and ambassadors, all tugged snuggly in their little beds. I love this time of night."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Same thing night after night, one bad dream after another. You know, I get the one where your teeth are breaking off or falling out and you wake up going aaah!"

[Spoo Junky]

"Same thing night after night, one bad dream after another. You know, I get the one where your teeth are breaking off or falling out and you wake up going aaah!"

Nightmares. The way my life has been going lately, who'd notice?

[AstroBoy]

Nightmares. The way my life has been going lately, who'd notice?

"We noticed. Personally I find it the best part of the day."

[glindros]

"We noticed. Personally I find it the best part of the day."

Human ways are often unfathomable, but in time, one learns to live with them.

[Spoo Junky]

Human ways are often unfathomable, but in time, one learns to live with them.

But only Zathras have no one to talk to. No one manages poor Zathras, you see. So Zathras talks to dirt. Sometimes talks to walls, or talks to ceilings. But dirt is closer. Dirt is used, through everyone walking on it. Just like Zathras, but we've come to like it. It is our role. It is our destiny in the universe. So, you see, sometimes dirt has insects in it. And Zathras likes insects. Not so good for conversation, but much proteine for diet. Ha!

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"People don't eat right. Skipped meals, eat strange things at odd hours. I mean, someone has to look after your health."

[AstroBoy]

"People don't eat right. Skipped meals, eat strange things at odd hours. I mean, someone has to look after your health."

"What a bunch of mealy-mouthed self-indulgent foundationist crap!"

[glindros]

"What a bunch of mealy-mouthed self-indulgent foundationist crap!"

....this contains the first page of every holy book of every race that has joined the new Alliance.

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"I've been told that it will out-sell the book of G'Quan. .. Congratulations, citizen G'Kar. You are now a religious icon."

[AstroBoy]

"I've been told that it will out-sell the book of G'Quan. .. Congratulations, citizen G'Kar. You are now a religious icon."

"May God save us from false religion."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"From birth I was raised in the temple and studied the ways of the religious caste. Six months ago I came here. There is nothing else."