Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[Spoo Junky]

"Do whatever you have to. Just get them to sign on."

"Oh bugger, now I have to wait for someone to wake up."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"In Valen's name. It's awake."

[AstroBoy]

"In Valen's name. It's awake."

"What must happen will happen. Valen said this day would come. Who are we to stand in the way of prophecy?"

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Prophecy is a guess that comes true. When it doesn't, it's a metaphor. You could put a gun to your head tomorrow and pull the trigger, and then the dream is just a dream, and the prophecy is just a metaphor, and so are you

[Jan]

"Prophecy is a guess that comes true. When it doesn't, it's a metaphor. You could put a gun to your head tomorrow and pull the trigger, and then the dream is just a dream, and the prophecy is just a metaphor, and so are you

"I'd rather have my tonsils taken out through my ears."

[glindros]

"I'd rather have my tonsils taken out through my ears."

Why don't you eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you're at it?

[Spoo Junky]

Why don't you eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you're at it?

You can not win this war through force, you must .. understand your way out of this.

[glindros]

You can not win this war through force, you must .. understand your way out of this.

The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again.

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

They wish to teach us a lesson, to break us so that we will never again be a problem. This punishment is unfair, is a violation of our sovereign rights, but we will bear this burden as we have borne so many before

[AstroBoy]

They wish to teach us a lesson, to break us so that we will never again be a problem. This punishment is unfair, is a violation of our sovereign rights, but we will bear this burden as we have borne so many before

"The way things have been going lately, I've decided to take Ivanova-lessons."

[glindros]

"The way things have been going lately, I've decided to take Ivanova-lessons."

I'd like you to take the time to learn ...: 'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.'

[Susitcha]

"Worst case of testosterone poisoning I have ever seen."

[AstroBoy]

"Worst case of testosterone poisoning I have ever seen."

"Yes, and it is very interesting poison. It comes in two parts. Both are harmless on their own, but when combined, quite lethal. The first settles into the blood stream and the intestinal walls. It stays there for years, silent, dormant, waiting. When the other half of the poison enters the body, the two meet, have a little party in your cardiovascular system. And suddenly, you .. are .. quite .. dead."

[Spoo Junky]

"Yes, and it is very interesting poison. It comes in two parts. Both are harmless on their own, but when combined, quite lethal. The first settles into the blood stream and the intestinal walls. It stays there for years, silent, dormant, waiting. When the other half of the poison enters the body, the two meet, have a little party in your cardiovascular system. And suddenly, you .. are .. quite .. dead."

"Ah. You know, the reports of my death, they weren't even exaggerated a little bit. Yeah, I'm .. I'm dead. But, you know, I missed you, and how often do dead people get second chances?"

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

I've got as much chance of doing that as seeing a Vorlon doing strip-tease