Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Because .. bad news improves on a good meal.

[AstroBoy]

"Because .. bad news improves on a good meal.

"So, why don't you come by my quarters later in the day and we can have a cup of coffee. Real coffee. Just don't ask me where I got it."

[Spoo Junky]

"So, why don't you come by my quarters later in the day and we can have a cup of coffee. Real coffee. Just don't ask me where I got it."

"Well, thank you. It's the nicest thing anybody has said about me in days."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"You see, it's like I've always said: 'You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word

[AstroBoy]

"You see, it's like I've always said: 'You can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word

"Words have meaning and names have power. The universe begun with a word, you know. But which came first: the word or the thought behind the word? You can't create language without thought .. and you can't conceive a thought without language. So which created the other and, thus, created the universe?"

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"Words have meaning and names have power. The universe begun with a word, you know. But which came first: the word or the thought behind the word? You can't create language without thought .. and you can't conceive a thought without language. So which created the other and, thus, created the universe?"

"AHHH. It's like being nibbled to death by...oh what are those annoying earth creatures? White feathers and go 'quack, quack'?"

[AstroBoy]

"AHHH. It's like being nibbled to death by...oh what are those annoying earth creatures? White feathers and go 'quack, quack'?"

"Gogs. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

We say serious things in a funny way, but when the joke comes, people stop listening. The real comedy all happens in the senate.

[Spoo Junky]

We say serious things in a funny way, but when the joke comes, people stop listening. The real comedy all happens in the senate.

"Well, if you don't matter, nothing matters. I mean, the only reason politics exist is to ensure that people have the freedom to laugh."

[AstroBoy]

"Well, if you don't matter, nothing matters. I mean, the only reason politics exist is to ensure that people have the freedom to laugh."

"Michael, I picked you because you are right for the job. You are not politicking, you are not subtle, and sometimes you are a pain in the ass. And I wouldn't have it any other way."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Right. .. Got it. And I think you are real cute too. Look, I really need this job."

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"Right. .. Got it. And I think you are real cute too. Look, I really need this job."

"Congratulations, Captain...I believe you are about to go where EVERYone has gone before."

[AstroBoy]

"Congratulations, Captain...I believe you are about to go where EVERYone has gone before."

"Congratulations. You are now the owner of 500'000 shares of Fireflies Incorporated."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"I don't understand. The owner said the place was sanctioned by station personnel. That's the only reason I spent money on it."

[Spoo Junky]

"I don't understand. The owner said the place was sanctioned by station personnel. That's the only reason I spent money on it."

"It's a mockery. It doesn't even have any .. ahhem .. attributes."