Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[Jan]

Why does my mouth always taste like old carpet in the morning?"

"It's this spoo everybody keeps talking about. The Centauri love it. Ten credits an ounce, if you an believe that."

[AstroBoy]

"It's this spoo everybody keeps talking about. The Centauri love it. Ten credits an ounce, if you an believe that."

"Don't talk, I've seen you eat. Does the term Doppler-effect ring a bell?"

[Jan]

"Don't talk, I've seen you eat. Does the term Doppler-effect ring a bell?"

"Why, if even half of what I know now about the role you played during our fight for independence got out...well, does the expression "skinned alive" ring a bell?"

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

What's going on? You all look like a Pak'ma'ra just ate your cat."

[glindros]

What's going on? You all look like a Pak'ma'ra just ate your cat."

Not so good for conversation, but much protein for diet. Ha!

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

The food must be sanctified during each of the fifteen stages of cooking

[Jan]

The food must be sanctified during each of the fifteen stages of cooking

"They nibble a little bit here, a little bit there, next thing you know you're not in charge of your own command anymore."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Speaking of which, as of now I'm relieving you of command."

[AstroBoy]

"Speaking of which, as of now I'm relieving you of command."

"Just one question. Why?"

[Jan]

"Just one question. Why?"

"Why not? I suffered. Why shouldn't they?"

[glindros]

"Why not? I suffered. Why shouldn't they?"

I've always said this about you: Nothing so improves your company like the lack of it. The less they see of you, the more they like you.

[Jan]

I've always said this about you: Nothing so improves your company like the lack of it. The less they see of you, the more they like you.

"Always finding the good in every situation, eh Captain?"

[AstroBoy]

"Always finding the good in every situation, eh Captain?"

"I see nothing amusing in this situation, Londo."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"I'll leave it to you to try take all the fun out of life. I mean, come on, where's your sense of mystery, adventure?"

[babylonlurker]

"I'll leave it to you to try take all the fun out of life. I mean, come on, where's your sense of mystery, adventure?"

"When I enrolled in the Earth Alliance they said 'The greatest adventure of all' .... if only they knew ...."