Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"Time stabilizer damaged. He's unstuck in time. Zathras warned, but no one listen to Zathras, no."
"What do you mean unstuck in time? Where is he? In the past? In the future?"
"Cannot say. Saying I would know. Do not know, so can not say. Very damaged. Zathras can never have anything nice."

[AstroBoy]

"Time stabilizer damaged. He's unstuck in time. Zathras warned, but no one listen to Zathras, no."
"What do you mean unstuck in time? Where is he? In the past? In the future?"
"Cannot say. Saying I would know. Do not know, so can not say. Very damaged. Zathras can never have anything nice."

"Why can't we go anyplace nice?"

[glindros]

"Danger though. Time system is not stable. Very delicate. Must adjust before we try again. Or we come forever lost in time. Very dangerous."
"Great, doesn't anything come under warranty anymore?"

Heh. Well, we certainly wouldn't want that, would we?

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"I'll be in the car."

[Spoo Junky]

"I'll be in the car."

"And just one more thing. On your trip back I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra: 'Ivanova is always right.'"

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

If I live through this without completely losing my mind, it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions

[glindros]

If I live through this without completely losing my mind, it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions

Consequently, this contains the first page of every holy book of every race that has joined the new Alliance.

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

"All our holy books are reproduced exactly as written. Line for line, word for word, right down to the flaws in the paper."

[WorkerCaste]

"These papers, different styles of handwriting, different names, but not different people. The same person, with multiple personalities."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

Here, look, these are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine and Death. Do you think I married them for their personalities?

[AstroBoy]

Here, look, these are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine and Death. Do you think I married them for their personalities?

"Uh, not that my bruised feelings would have any meaning for you, but why are you having these people poke me all over the place. I'm a perfectly reasonable artificial personality. Nobody has ever complained before, but I guess some people just aren't happy unless they are messing it up for everyone else. You know you really should stand up straight. Your mother and I have been worried about this for years. We have been trying to talk with you about it, but --"

[Spoo Junky]

"Uh, not that my bruised feelings would have any meaning for you, but why are you having these people poke me all over the place. I'm a perfectly reasonable artificial personality. Nobody has ever complained before, but I guess some people just aren't happy unless they are messing it up for everyone else. You know you really should stand up straight. Your mother and I have been worried about this for years. We have been trying to talk with you about it, but --"

"All I can say is that enthusiasm, sincerity, genuine compassion, and humor can carry you through any .. lack of .. prior experience with .. high numerical value."

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

It's not about value. It's .. I don't know what it is. I don't know what the Shadows want exactly, but they are not on anybody's side but their own."

[glindros]

It's not about value. It's .. I don't know what it is. I don't know what the Shadows want exactly, but they are not on anybody's side but their own."

You had forgotten the worker caste, hadn't you? When our two sides fight, they're the ones caught in the middle, forgotten that it's their time to serve, to build, and to die.

[ILUVJOHNSHERIDAN]

Between the worker caste and the religious caste we control two thirds of our forces