Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[glindros]

"Yes...yes, of course...well, it's good to know that your excellency's sense of humor is still intact after such a long voyage."

No interstellar traveler who's been in unknown space shall be allowed within the borders of Earth-controlled space until after a 60-day quarantine period.

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

No interstellar traveler who's been in unknown space shall be allowed within the borders of Earth-controlled space until after a 60-day quarantine period.

"Now, GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY!!!!!"

[Jan]

"Now, GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY!!!!!"

"If you had seen what I had seen, you would have done the same. Compared to the Hand, the Shadows who straddled the galaxy on legs of fire during the Shadow War...are nothing more than insects."

[thegavel]

"I see a great hand reaching out of the stars.
The hand is your hand".

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"I see a great hand reaching out of the stars.
The hand is your hand".

"Captain, I'm just trying to help. A little gratitude would be nice"

[Spoo Junky]

"Captain, I'm just trying to help. A little gratitude would be nice"

Politeness requires that we at least try to solve it.

[AstroBoy]

Politeness requires that we at least try to solve it.

"You don't have to solve every problem all at once. Problems are solved in pieces. If you're on the seventh floor of a burning building, you can either die or jump out the window. Once you're out the window, you're alive for another two seconds, during which time you figure out the solution to the next problem and so on and so on."

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"You don't have to solve every problem all at once. Problems are solved in pieces. If you're on the seventh floor of a burning building, you can either die or jump out the window. Once you're out the window, you're alive for another two seconds, during which time you figure out the solution to the next problem and so on and so on."

"Wasn't there a rumor about you throwing someone out the window of a hotel...?"

[Spoo Junky]

"Wasn't there a rumor about you throwing someone out the window of a hotel...?"

Well, that'll cut down on tourism.

[Jan]

Well, that'll cut down on tourism.

"And a guide...to this place...all the secret ways...corners, tubes, places to hide, places to run, ways in and ways out."

[Ranger 6 and 7/8]

"And a guide...to this place...all the secret ways...corners, tubes, places to hide, places to run, ways in and ways out."

"ok, ok, I'll do it. So what if a section doesn't get its quota of oxygen today."

[AstroBoy]

"ok, ok, I'll do it. So what if a section doesn't get its quota of oxygen today."

"But it's just demeaning. We're not just some .. deep space franchise. This station is about something."

[Jan]

"But it's just demeaning. We're not just some .. deep space franchise. This station is about something."

"The more you use it, the more it takes for the same result. A guaranteed franchise."

[Spoo Junky]

"The more you use it, the more it takes for the same result. A guaranteed franchise."

It's a mockery. It doesn't even have any .. ahhem .. attributes.

[AstroBoy]

It's a mockery. It doesn't even have any .. ahhem .. attributes.

"You see, we have six a .. we have six, you see, and each one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure. So, you know, first you have one, and that's naa-naa. Then there's two .. and by you get to five it's a heehaa-heehaa."