Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[glindros]

"No, I don't care at all for the way he looks. Pluck out his eye."

People seem to be implying that I shouldn't get too comfortable.

[AstroBoy]

People seem to be implying that I shouldn't get too comfortable.

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

[glindros]

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

The road is never easy. It was never meant to be easy. But in the long run, if you stay to what you believe, things do work out.

[Winged Heron]

The road is never easy. It was never meant to be easy. But in the long run, if you stay to what you believe, things do work out.

Yeah, it's possible. But you don't follow an order because you know for sure it's gonna work out!

[AstroBoy]

Yeah, it's possible. But you don't follow an order because you know for sure it's gonna work out!

"This is my station. I don't take orders here."

[glindros]

"This is my station. I don't take orders here."

This isn't a request, Captain. It's a direct order from the joint chiefs and the president. And you have two choices. Apologize, or disobey a direct order from your superiors.

[AstroBoy]

This isn't a request, Captain. It's a direct order from the joint chiefs and the president. And you have two choices. Apologize, or disobey a direct order from your superiors.

"Our job is to follow orders from the Commander in Chief, and respect the chain of command."

[Jan]

"Our job is to follow orders from the Commander in Chief, and respect the chain of command."

"It gets a little nuts sometimes -- we get fifty, sixty ships a day comin' through here, loading and unloading, and every fraggin' one of 'em's a priority
job. Least that's what they tell us."

[AstroBoy]

"It gets a little nuts sometimes -- we get fifty, sixty ships a day comin' through here, loading and unloading, and every fraggin' one of 'em's a priority
job. Least that's what they tell us."

"I've decided that it is time for you to start learning the fine art of diplomacy. You can handle the low priority conflicts. It would help me focus on the other problems. Besides, added responsibility comes with any promotion. I know it's annoying and inconvenient, but--"

[luvB5]

"I've decided that it is time for you to start learning the fine art of diplomacy. You can handle the low priority conflicts. It would help me focus on the other problems. Besides, added responsibility comes with any promotion. I know it's annoying and inconvenient, but--"

"I always knew I would get court marshaled for something someday day. It may as well be now and get it over with. "

[Jan]

"I always knew I would get court marshaled for something someday day. It may as well be now and get it over with. "

"You'll be dishonorably discharged, court-martialed and brought to trial. Same for Ivanova and the rest of your staff. And I'll make sure the military tribunal is stacked with generals from the "shoot him" category."

[AstroBoy]

"You'll be dishonorably discharged, court-martialed and brought to trial. Same for Ivanova and the rest of your staff. And I'll make sure the military tribunal is stacked with generals from the "shoot him" category."

"Funny thing about retiring: you no sooner pick out the places you want to go on vacation and someone comes at you with another job offer."

[Jan]

"Funny thing about retiring: you no sooner pick out the places you want to go on vacation and someone comes at you with another job offer."

"Everyone wants to go to Minbar. It's the vacation spot this season, assuming you're part of the long robes and head bone set."

[AstroBoy]

"Everyone wants to go to Minbar. It's the vacation spot this season, assuming you're part of the long robes and head bone set."

"Toebone's connected to the footbone, footbone's connected to the anklebone, the anklebone's connected to the legbone, legbone's connected to the hipbone, now hear the word of the Lord."

[Jan]

"Toebone's connected to the footbone, footbone's connected to the anklebone, the anklebone's connected to the legbone, legbone's connected to the hipbone, now hear the word of the Lord."

"They called it the Bonehead Maneuver -- (to Lennier) No offense."