Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[Jan]

Give a dog a bad name, and you can hang him with it. You shouldn't listen to everything Sheridan tells you. Actually, I'm surprised he's not here tonight, since he died at Z'ha'dum. Is there any coffee here or not?

"I'm sorry, there's just the one copy for now, and...well, when I loaned it to Mr. Garibaldi it came back with coffee stains, I can't --"

[glindros]

"I'm sorry, there's just the one copy for now, and...well, when I loaned it to Mr. Garibaldi it came back with coffee stains, I can't --"

Inconvenient doesn't even begin to cover it. Now we have to clean up the mess.

[Winged Heron]

Inconvenient doesn't even begin to cover it. Now we have to clean up the mess.

Oh, that was great! Boy, just hit the spot! I see you cleaned your plate too! Guess I'd better get going.

[AstroBoy]

Oh, that was great! Boy, just hit the spot! I see you cleaned your plate too! Guess I'd better get going.

"But where in my contract does it say that I have to eat the same food for breakfast everyday for three years??!"

[Winged Heron]

"But where in my contract does it say that I have to eat the same food for breakfast everyday for three years??!"

Sevùseven-thirty? IàI didn't evenàI slept through breakfast? This isn't fair! It's nà

[luvB5]

Sev—seven-thirty? I…I didn't even…I slept through breakfast? This isn't fair! It's n…

"Why is it every time you finally get things calmed down and everything is going great, life decides to kick in the butt?"

[AstroBoy]

"Why is it every time you finally get things calmed down and everything is going great, life decides to kick in the butt?"

"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."

[Winged Heron]

"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."

That's DafùYeah, well, in a way I suppose it is. It's sort of the Egyptian god of frustration.

[glindros]

That's DafùYeah, well, in a way I suppose it is. It's sort of the Egyptian god of frustration.

Gods by the bushel! Gods by the pound! Gods for all occasions!

[AstroBoy]

Gods by the bushel! Gods by the pound! Gods for all occasions!

"We do not believe in any individual god or gods. But rather, we believe that the soul is a -- what is a good term -- a non-localized phenomenon."

[Winged Heron]

"We do not believe in any individual god or gods. But rather, we believe that the soul is a -- what is a good term -- a non-localized phenomenon."

God, I thought I was depressing.

[AstroBoy]

God, I thought I was depressing.

"Reports of our depression are vastly exaggerated."

[Winged Heron]

"Reports of our depression are vastly exaggerated."

They are vast, timeless.

[glindros]

They are vast, timeless.

It's fine, fine. Certainly a lot bigger than what I'm used to. Does this place come with a shower?

[Jan]

It's fine, fine. Certainly a lot bigger than what I'm used to. Does this place come with a shower?

"It's a cell. I've gotten used to them. Frankly, I've done some of my best writing in places like this. In here, you cannot run from yourself."