Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[Moonshadow]

"Well, maybe it's a learning experience for you."

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Did anybody else hear that?"

[luvB5]

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Did anybody else hear that?"

"I'm not hearing this."

[AstroBoy]

"I'm not hearing this."

"Is there something wrong with your hearing?"

[glindros]

"Is there something wrong with your hearing?"

Go. You must. Listen to Zathras. You have a destiny.

[luvB5]

Go. You must. Listen to Zathras. You have a destiny.

"Maybe somebody should've labeled the future: some assembly required."

[Moonshadow]

"Maybe somebody should've labeled the future: some assembly required."

I wonder if the right question is, can God create a puzzle so difficult, a riddle so complex, that even he can't solve it? What if that's us?

[glindros]

I wonder if the right question is, can God create a puzzle so difficult, a riddle so complex, that even he can't solve it? What if that's us?

I don't know, maybe the universe blinked, maybe God changed his mind - all I know is that we got a second chance.

[luvB5]

I don't know, maybe the universe blinked, maybe God changed his mind - all I know is that we got a second chance.

"Well, let's just hope that high-IQ boys back home give us all the right answers to this test. Otherwise we're gonna get hit with a 500,000-megaton weedwhacker."

[Moonshadow]

"Well, let's just hope that high-IQ boys back home give us all the right answers to this test. Otherwise we're gonna get hit with a 500,000-megaton weedwhacker."

Nothing the government does surprises me.

[AstroBoy]

Nothing the government does surprises me.

"Sounds right. And now I have to go back to the Council and explain to them that in the interest of peace the Centauri government will agree to give quadrant 37 to the Narns. I think I will stick my head in the station's fusion reactor. It would be quicker. And I suspect, after a while I might even come to enjoy it. But this .. this, this, this is like being nibbled to death by .. what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet .. go 'quack'?"

[luvB5]

"Sounds right. And now I have to go back to the Council and explain to them that in the interest of peace the Centauri government will agree to give quadrant 37 to the Narns. I think I will stick my head in the station's fusion reactor. It would be quicker. And I suspect, after a while I might even come to enjoy it. But this .. this, this, this is like being nibbled to death by .. what are those Earth creatures called? Feathers, long bill, webbed feet .. go 'quack'?"

"Gogs. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

[glindros]

"Gogs. Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

Merchandising? We'll be merchandised? You can't be serious, sir.

[AstroBoy]

Merchandising? We'll be merchandised? You can't be serious, sir.

"You're so serious all the time. Not every conversation has to be the end of the world as we know it."

[luvB5]

"You're so serious all the time. Not every conversation has to be the end of the world as we know it."

" . . . this whole shebang is doomed from the get-go."

[Moonshadow]

" . . . this whole shebang is doomed from the get-go."

That's a very Russian attitude. I commend you."