Silly B5 Quote Conversation

[AstroBoy]

" . . . life is pointless, and evolution is vastly overrated."

"And I tell you one thing, if the primates that we came from had know that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they would have stayed up in the trees and written evolution of as a bad idea!"

[luvB5]

"And I tell you one thing, if the primates that we came from had know that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they would have stayed up in the trees and written evolution of as a bad idea!"

"Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

[glindros]

"Such creatures are an attempt by the universe to make sure that we never take ourselves too seriously."

But no one takes comedians seriously.

[Susitcha]

But no one takes comedians seriously.

"But we can't be free until we learn to laugh about ourselves, once we look in the mirror and see just how foolish we can be, laughter is inevitable and from laughter comes wisdom"

[luvB5]

"But we can't be free until we learn to laugh about ourselves, once we look in the mirror and see just how foolish we can be, laughter is inevitable and from laughter comes wisdom"

"My head was cut from my body. Even now it rots on a poll outside the imperial palace. Birds have taken the hair for their nests. Maggots have eaten my flesh and you want wisdom?"

[Susitcha]

"My head was cut from my body. Even now it rots on a poll outside the imperial palace. Birds have taken the hair for their nests. Maggots have eaten my flesh and you want wisdom?"

"That's not what I want any more. I want you to teach me how to fight them, how to beat them. Because sooner or later, I'm going to Z'ha'dum, and I'm going to stop them."

[OmahaStar]

"That's not what I want any more. I want you to teach me how to fight them, how to beat them. Because sooner or later, I'm going to Z'ha'dum, and I'm going to stop them."

"Do not go to Z'Ha'Dum" (future-Delenn version)

[Susitcha]

"Do not go to Z'Ha'Dum" (future-Delenn version)

"I am a Ranger. We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no one may pass"

[luvB5]

"I am a Ranger. We walk in the dark places no others will enter. We stand on the bridge and no one may pass"

"Like my granddad used to say, Nuke them till they glow and then shoot them in the dark."

[Susitcha]

"Like my granddad used to say, Nuke them till they glow and then shoot them in the dark."

"Trust Ivanova, trust yourself, anybody else: shoot them."

[OmahaStar]

"Trust Ivanova, trust yourself, anybody else: shoot them."

"Why are you hitting me?"

[Susitcha]

"Why are you hitting me?"

ôI've always said you can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word.ö

[AstroBoy]

ôI've always said you can get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than you can with just a kind word.ö

"Oh bugger, now I have to wait for someone to wake up."

[luvB5]

"Oh bugger, now I have to wait for someone to wake up."

"A love hungry red head, who will disappear in the morning, never to be seen again."

[glindros]

"A love hungry red head, who will disappear in the morning, never to be seen again."

The time I learned to really appreciate mornings was during the three years I spent being taught by Jesuits. We used to get up at five o'clock every morning for sunrise mass, then one hour of meditation before class. We'd sit, quiet, in peace. Breathing in, breathing out. Breathing in, breathing out. Breathing in, breathing out.